A Guy Claims He Was Driving with No Pants Because of His Itchy Brazilian Wax

So according to him, he wasn't pleasuring himself . . . he was vigorously ITCHING himself. 


A 19-Year-Old Superstitiously Held His Breath Driving Through a Tunnel . . . Then Passed Out and Caused an Accident

He drifted into the next lane, crashed head-on into a Ford Explorer, then got hit by a GMC pickup.






Cops Are Searching For a Guy Who Hit an Ice Cream Truck Driver With a Fudge Bar

Apparently, the guy's daughter had bought the fudge bar from the ice cream truck . . . and the guy thought the driver didn't give correct change.