White House Staff Member gets the Creepy Rooster today

White House Staff member Rob Porter will soon be out of a job following allegations of abuse – but not because he was fired over them. Press Secretary Sarah Sanders confirmed Porter's resignation during a briefing. The staff shift came to light after a report in Britain’s "Daily Mail," which published domestic abuse allegations from Porter's two former wives.

The story also includes a picture of his first wife – Colbie Holderness – with a black eye. His second wife,

Jennie Willoughby, says she sought and received an emergency protective order against him at one point. And yes, the FBI apparently knew all about these allegations – even speaking to Holderness before he was even hired.