On Sunday afternoon, motorist Christopher Greyshock of West Milford took a field sobriety test after allegedly rear-ending an automobile on a New Jersey state highway. Greyshock's alcohol level was at .13 percent. The legal limit is .08 percent.
Police found a bottle of bourbon and a bag of week in Greyshock's car. He slurred his words, reeked of booze and could hardly walk a straight line. And he claimed he was in this condition because "the Jets suck."
Drunk driving is anything but funny though. Greyshock was charged with driving under the influence, possession of marijuana, possession of drug paraphernalia, driving while under the influence, reckless driving and having an open container of alcohol in a car.