If Superstitions Are True My Luck Is Done Until 2027

Just what we needed to add to the already eventful year we're having

I woke up this morning to find that the door length mirror I had hung up in my newly finished, freshly painted bathroom ( using what was 'supposed to be" industrial strength 4" velcro squares on each corner)

Had fallen to the ground overnight and landed face/glass first on the floor. I KNOW .... DAMN IT !

Funny enough I didnt hear a thing .. until I saw this morning!

Naturally, I looked underneath carefully so not to disturb any broken glass which seemed to be contained within the frame during the poltergeist activity.

I am a skeptical believer in superstitions and wives tales, but not so skeptical that I intentionally walk underneath ladders . Immediately when i got to the studio I looked up what was about to happen in my life over the next 7 YEARS, and what I could do to lessen the pain I was about to be universally served if I dont react properly.

Heres what i found out

1. Throw salt over your left shoulder as soon as possible, into the Devil who lurks there. According to the Morton Salt website, the French throw a little behind them to hit him in the eyeball. This will buy you some time to crawl under a table and come out the opposite side.
2. Without hesitation, spin around three times counter clockwise. Careful not to do this unless you’ve just broken a mirror, as doing so on it’s own brings you bad luck itself. Doing it after breaking a mirror is to confuse the spirits.
3. Grind the mirror shards into a fine powder. This prevents more reflections from being viewed in the broken mirror. 
4. Reuse the glass in a craft project. Pretend it wasn’t an accident. 
5. Here’s a tip that works if you have a bit more time, and all else has failed. Toss the pieces into a south running stream. This will wash away the bad luck in only seven HOURS instead of seven years. Not a bad deal if you ask me.
6. Use flames to blacken the mirror fragments, then bury them exactly one year later. Unfortunately, you’ll still have one year of bad luck until then.
7. Take a single piece of the broken mirror and touch it to a tombstone. This works immediately to lift the curse.
8. Bury the pieces very far into the ground where the spirits can’t find them. Best to do this at night so your reflection can’t be taken with them. 
9. See more about this in the article I found HERE

Theres a internet full of people who have personal stories of all the things that can and did go wrong to them after breaking a mirror or some sort of universal code. Like the black cat crossing your path.. or stepping on a crack in the sidewalk..

What about you ?

Are YOU SUPERSTITIOUS ?

Of course if anything less than fortunate happens from now on, it will have to be blamed on the Mirror BUT.. Keep in mind ...

1 ~ Its been hanging there successfully for almost 2 weeks unbothered

2~ I was no where near the mirror when it fell down from the door

AND THE BIG QUESTION IS

If I didnt directly break the mirror - am I still the universal recipient of the bad luck just because it happened in my apartment?

WE SHALL SEE